i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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