He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I have already put on my inside pants.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
