rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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