Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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