Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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