id be glad to
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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