There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm drive I can fine osifer
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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