I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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