I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i believe in u and ur pee
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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