I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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