How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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