i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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