i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he told me I talked like a deaf person
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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