party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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