What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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