i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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