oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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