It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Randomize
