Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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