I just cut my nipple shaving
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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