"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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