I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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