Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
only you would photoshop your dick
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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