have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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