so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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