Your mouth is God's brothel.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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