she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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