Don't you send me to vm
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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