Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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