I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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