The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
