i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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