Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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