FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
