Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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