do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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