i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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