I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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