I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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