she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You don't make any sense
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