Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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