is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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