What did we do last night that was yellow?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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