I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
In America we eat man semen.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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