Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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