i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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