Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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