Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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