fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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