I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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